RAND PAUL

Rand Paul is a politician or something.  

He's like, "I know, right?  What IS this thing on my head?"

 I like to call it, "my hair."

 Yeah, baby, I STAPLE this bad boy on!

Can't even PAINT that thing so it looks natural. Nice toupee, Rand.
You've got my vote for President of the United States of Curly Head Rug.

John Travolta

If anyone can afford a top quality toupee it is John Travolta.  I could probably afford a George Lindsey toupee, a big curly mop with no discernable hairline, but to get these real shorties like Travolta and Kevin James proudly display has got to really sock you in the wallet.  

 John sports such a variety of  looks that it is hard to pick just a few, but the one below is really nice, smooth and symmetrical for a formal night out, or a stroll down the red carpet.  Nice toupee.

George "Goober" Lindsey

Goober says hey. He really knew how to wear a toup.

Chris Klein

I thought I ought to try to watch that movie American Pie since it seems to have a pretty large place in modern culture.  Oh my god what an appalling piece of crap.  I tried three times.  I kept going back, thinking I sat through Dude Where's My Car, I can sit through this.  I sat through fifteen minutes of it and that wasn't easy.  I knew from the first minute you pretty much had to be as stupid as the people in the movie to be able to appreciate it.  You also have to not notice something like this:

Here is Chris Klein sporting a super-believable HIGH SCHOOL toupee. 

I can spot that baby from down the hall.  NICE. 

Cameron Mitchell

Hollywood veteran Cameron Mitchell in footage from Cataclysm a.k.a. The Nightmare Never Ends (1980), recycled in the chopped up mess Night Train to Terror (1985).  You don't often get the classic Magnified Eye motif paired with a really killer toupee like this.

Kevin James

Kevin James is a comic actor.  I saw him on Ellen Degeneres with a crew-cut toupee once that was amazing.  I couldn't believe she didn't say "What the hell is going on with that thing on your head, man?"

I never watched the show he was on but I am a huge fan of his rug.

Andrew Lincoln

Andrew Lincoln is an actor on a TV show about zombies.

I hate zombies but I like toupees.

There are no bad photos of  Andrew's toup.  It always looks great.