I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!

Mike Rogers, Republican representative for the great state of Alabama USA, came to my attention by demanding that the official White House Spokesperson apologize for making a joke about the Space Force.  Which I was under the impression was kind of a joke already.  I think the official White House Spokesperson probably shared that view, and made a harmless wisecrack about it.  This prompted the indignant demand for an apology from Representative Rogers.  Frankly, if anyone should apologize for anything, I think it is Representative Rogers who ought to apologize for trying to pass off this polyester dome-carpet for hair.  In fact, I DEMAND an apology from Representative Rogers for attempting to fob off this bogus cranial upholstery for something that could have actually grown on a living creature.

Do you hear me, Mike? 

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY for this blatantly false skull-rug!

 

 

And also this one.  Is this the same one? Do you own two different ones of these, Mike?  Or is it just the lighting?  Whatever, APOLOGY DEMANDED!!!

 

 

I know, it's terrible that someone would make a little joke about a thing as important and serious as our noble Space Force, which nobody really knows what it is or what it is for.  But not as terrible as that thing perched on your shiny pate, that fraudulent furpiece, that blatant 

LIE MADE MANIFEST.  

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY.