Rand Paul is a politician or something.
He's like, "I know, right? What IS this thing on my head?"
I like to call it, "my hair."
Yeah, baby, I STAPLE this bad boy on!
Can't even PAINT that thing so it looks natural. Nice toupee, Rand.
You've got my vote for President of the United States of Curly Head Rug.
You've got my vote for President of the United States of Curly Head Rug.
