John Travolta Update

Christmas of 2012 gave toupee lovers an extra special gift.  John Travolta has been a rug aficionado's dream for years now, but he leaped to a new dimension of cranial astroturfing with his Olivia Newton John reunion video.

Burt Reynolds

Somewhere along Burt Reynolds' road to becoming the Male Dolly Parton, there had to be a breaking point, a point at which the line had been crossed, when he reached the Level Beyond Human.  That point was somewhere between The Cannonball Run (1981) and Cannonball Run 2 (1984).  This is my documentary evidence:

Here he is in The Cannonball Run - nice toupee, right?  Looks pretty good, fairly believable.

Here he is in Cannonball Run 2.

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