Bob Costas

With the return of the Olympics to the airwaves, so returns also the glorious toupee of  America's official Olympic television presenter Bob Costas.   Perched atop his handsome pate it reminds us all of the flowering days of youth.

 

While almost all of the rest of him travels slowly onward through time, Bob's toup remains a lively thirty-something, letting only a few locks of his natural grey peep out. So we see that while age may rest its gentle hand upon the man beneath it, the toupee is immortal, eternally young.

Dolphy

I confess I never heard of the Philippines' King of Comedy, Dolphy, until just this morning.  He may be remembered there for his long career, or for his introduction of  baggy "Puruntong" shorts to world fashion, but I hope someone other than me recalls him fondly in years to come for his Nice Toupee.

"But my toup is still going strong!"

"I said, IT'S NOT REAL!!"