tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73229787995890939422024-03-13T01:38:57.738-07:00NICE TOUPEEnenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-3992347743793022992021-02-03T01:08:00.000-08:002021-02-03T01:08:32.032-08:00I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!<p>Mike Rogers, Republican representative for the great state of Alabama USA, came to my attention by demanding that the official White House Spokesperson apologize for making a joke about the Space Force. Which I was under the impression was kind of a joke already. I think the official White House Spokesperson probably shared that view, and made a harmless wisecrack about it. This prompted the indignant demand for an apology from Representative Rogers. Frankly, if anyone should apologize for anything, I think it is Representative Rogers who ought to apologize for trying to pass off this polyester dome-carpet for hair. In fact, I DEMAND an apology from Representative Rogers for attempting to fob off this bogus cranial upholstery for something that could have actually grown on a living creature. <br /> <br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rpA4i6jRaTE/YBplPVVyADI/AAAAAAAACdo/fzcJrfQhPnk2qsA50PNnNtjgJ7TGKZeeACLcBGAsYHQ/s240/mrogerstoup01.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="200" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rpA4i6jRaTE/YBplPVVyADI/AAAAAAAACdo/fzcJrfQhPnk2qsA50PNnNtjgJ7TGKZeeACLcBGAsYHQ/w333-h400/mrogerstoup01.jpeg" width="333" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">Do you hear me, Mike? </p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>I DEMAND AN APOLOGY</b> for this blatantly false skull-rug!</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OGvVDV4nrwA/YBplsAsOE3I/AAAAAAAACdw/N-AEHghuVuk_K31kxYlYhLecBpX2g5P2QCLcBGAsYHQ/s611/mrogerstoup02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="611" data-original-width="500" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OGvVDV4nrwA/YBplsAsOE3I/AAAAAAAACdw/N-AEHghuVuk_K31kxYlYhLecBpX2g5P2QCLcBGAsYHQ/w328-h400/mrogerstoup02.jpg" width="328" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">And also this one. Is this the same one? Do you own two different ones of these, Mike? Or is it just the lighting? Whatever, <b>APOLOGY DEMANDED!!!</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-llMESXSBv_E/YBpmGgz_RWI/AAAAAAAACd4/ZwQdllh5d_QT9o72B1A4Ey_WyAEtPeKSQCLcBGAsYHQ/s645/mrogerstoup03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="363" data-original-width="645" height="225" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-llMESXSBv_E/YBpmGgz_RWI/AAAAAAAACd4/ZwQdllh5d_QT9o72B1A4Ey_WyAEtPeKSQCLcBGAsYHQ/w400-h225/mrogerstoup03.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">I know, it's terrible that someone would make a little joke about a thing as important and serious as our noble Space Force, which nobody really knows what it is or what it is for. But not as terrible as that thing perched on your shiny pate, that fraudulent furpiece, that blatant </div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>LIE MADE MANIFEST</b>. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">I DEMAND AN APOLOGY.</span></b><br /></div><div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p></div>nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-76294705398231349762019-09-19T11:45:00.001-07:002019-09-19T11:45:55.526-07:00The Error of the Toup Made SimpleThis is exactly what is wrong with the average baldy's conception of the head rug. <br />
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In mid-July of the year 2019, this fellow from a South American country which shall not be named because I feel it has suffered enough, stuck $34G worth of cocaine on his head, slapped a wig on top, and sauntered into customs at Barcelona's international airport, casually whistling a little tune to assure everyone he was perfectly innocent and had nothing to hide, especially not on his freakishly malformed head.<br />
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This, in a nutshell, is the Toupee Delusion made manifest, him being the nut and the wig being the shell, so to speak, as it were. Your baldy looks in the mirror and sees a tragic lack of something atop the sconce - usually just hair, but very rarely $34G worth of snort as well. Your baldy clomps himself a big old wad of hairoid replacement substance onto his pate, slicks it down a bit, turns slightly from side to side to give it a glance, and then goes out in public with this unbelievable absurdity atop his cranium, benignly thinking to himself, "Yeah, I got this, I am luking gude. Hello ladies, (or Customs Officers in some rare cases like this one), here comes mister realhair who is not bald at all, and is certainly not concealing umptyjillion bucks worth of blow on top of his damn head because who would do that? That would be crazy! No, I am PERFECTLY NORMAL looking. PERFECTLY NORMAL."<br />
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Which just goes to show you how wrong a guy can be.<br />
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He's like, "I know, right? What IS this thing on my head?"</div>
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I like to call it, "my hair."</div>
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Yeah, baby, I STAPLE this bad boy on!</div>
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Can't even PAINT that thing so it looks natural. Nice toupee, Rand.<br />
You've got my vote for President of the United States of Curly Head Rug.</div>
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Gaze with admiration, dear readers, upon the majestic Soviet crooner Iosif Kobzon! Once a patriotic citizen of the USSR, he now belts out the hits in support of Capitalist Imperialist Russia and its latest insane dictator, Tsar Vladimir. You'd think being Jewish might be a slight handicap in such a virulently anti-semitic environment, or at least cause an occasional twinge of conscience, but opportunism conquers all, and Kobzon gladly entertains the troops engaged in the valiant struggle for Russia's global supremacy. In younger days, when back and sides still grew lush and verdant, he settled for a mere rat-pelt of a toup to cut the gleam of his bare sconce:<br />
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Now that age, if not wisdom, has rested its gentle hand upon his entire head and the gleam has passed from the top of his dome down across his botoxed forehead, dear Iosif sports a delightful hirsute helmet. To adapt from Soviet Lackey to Running Dog of Capitalism in one brief lifetime would be challenge enough for any man, but Kobzon crowns his achievement with a masterful coup, a masterful toup, a shining beacon of inspiration for those of us who value style over substance. </div>
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Sing on, brave Iosif, while your fellow Jews are routinely beaten and abused in their native land, and the troops of your Divine Oligarch shoot down passenger planes and blow up cities, you may proudly say, "I got mine - TO HELL WITH YOU!" <span id="goog_598064420"></span><a href="https://www.blogger.com/"></a><span id="goog_598064421"></span>nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-21675220785569543912014-03-20T16:14:00.001-07:002014-03-20T16:14:40.228-07:00DR. MOHAMMED NASEEM (UK)I am usually pretty careful to bring you, my two or three avid readers, the Nice Toupees of people in public life who I think deserve or at least can handle the attention their cranial carpetry draws, or should draw, upon them. I don't do hatchet jobs on people who are just trying to run a company, produce a product or be a local politician, though many of them have some pretty startling plumage glued to their erstwhile gleaming dome. Like Bill Gates. BUT, I present to you now the off-the-rack headgear of one Dr. Mohammed Naseem.<br />
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Why, you may ask. Well I will tell you why. As related by our charming friends at <a href="http://www.pinknews.co.uk/home/">Pink News (Europe's Largest Gay News Service)</a> beneath that sculpted hunk of neo-hair is the chairman of a Birmingham, England, mosque who has <a href="http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/03/20/mosque-chairman-says-gays-like-compulsive-murderers-gamblers-paedophiles/">"defended comments he made linking homosexuality to paedophilia, murder and gambling."</a><br />
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Okay, he has a right to his beliefs. I don't know what Islamic teachings are about an elderly gentleman slapping a chestnut-toned toup on his sconce in the vain effort to deny God's gift of baldness, but let's compare him with the lovely Asifa Lahore, Britain’s “first and only Muslim drag queen.”<br />
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Who would you rather date? My answer - THE BELIEVABLE ONE. Nice toupee, Naseem. REAL nice toupee you got there. OH yeah.nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-76364073431072605722014-01-05T10:53:00.000-08:002014-01-05T10:56:08.405-08:00STEVEN SEAGAL, FUTURE EMPEROR OF ARIZONAWith the news that Action Megastar Steven Seagal is contemplating ascending to his rightful place upon the throne of the U.S. province of Arizona, I suddenly realized what great strides he has already taken toward the glorification of humanity's greatest accomplishment in all of history, the toupee. Let's watch as he evolves through the primitive stages of mankind into a spectacular post-human Homo Toupensis!<br />
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Firstly, meet his striking gaze just as he saw himself in his mirror every morning, his youthful charm receding before his grim eyes. Where is that hair going? Away, my friend, away. <br />
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Puzzled and unsettled by the trickery of fate, he contemplates his options. Just let it go? Shave it all off? No - that won't be the style for many years and I need something now. Because this dome is really starting to blind me. <br />
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Yes. The toupee. The magnificent toupee. Once again I am myself, free to be the righteous defender of justice my fans expect me to be. The toupee is our salvation. And yet... am I really ALL I can be? Am I just settling for what I can get, or can I still demand MORE? AS IS MY RIGHT???<br />
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VICTORY. Victory over baldness, over combing, over mere "reality." Here is the culmination of cranial art, the spectacular one-piece titanium vampire toup. Get that thing looking right BEFORE you clamp it onto my skull because I have a WORLD to save, an EMPIRE to rule... the Empire of Arizona. <br />
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Fight the brave fight, Steven Seagal. You are fighting for all of us, the dense-pelted and the balding, the head-shaved and the en-toupified, even the fully be-wigged. But NOT for those wretched and shameful wearers of the degrading Bald Guy Cap or Baldana. Not for those who vainly strive to conceal their noble pates beneath a stupid rag. They are the enemy, the enemy of the truth of baldness and the glorious legend of the NICE TOUPEE.nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-29242927668119741972013-12-01T11:59:00.000-08:002013-12-01T12:02:33.684-08:00SMART!Rather than just perching atop the naked dome like a scrap of scruffy carpet and making you look like a schmuck, wouldn't it be better for a phony hairpiece to actually DO something? Like monitor your vital signs, remotely control electronic devices, or navigate via GPS? OF COURSE IT WOULD. That's why the Smart Wig exists. That doesn't mean we don't still love the Stupid Wigs of the world.<br />
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Are you both bald AND lost? Then the new “SmartWig” from Japan might be just what you need.<br />
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The Navigation Wig uses GPS to speak to satellites and guide users to
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nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-19281652304501699362013-06-19T09:17:00.000-07:002013-06-19T09:18:55.337-07:00JOSE MANUEL BARROSOJose Manuel Barroso, former prime minister of Portugal, is current President of the European Commission. I have tried to figure out what that means, but it is too complicated for me to understand. What I do understand is that Sr. Barroso is a world leader in another realm, the realm of the Nice Toupee. I salute President Barroso for his contribution to this neglected artform! <br />
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nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-52653172163918642062013-01-18T23:05:00.000-08:002013-01-18T23:05:27.449-08:00John Travolta UpdateChristmas of 2012 gave toupee lovers an extra special gift. John Travolta has been a rug aficionado's dream for years now, but he leaped to a new dimension of cranial astroturfing with his Olivia Newton John reunion video.
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<br />nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-39194643728555924472013-01-18T22:29:00.002-08:002013-01-18T22:31:34.416-08:00Burt ReynoldsSomewhere along Burt Reynolds' road to becoming the Male Dolly Parton, there had to be a breaking point, a point at which the line had been crossed, when he reached the Level Beyond Human. That point was somewhere between The Cannonball Run (1981) and Cannonball Run 2 (1984). This is my documentary evidence:<br />
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Here he is in The Cannonball Run - nice toupee, right? Looks pretty good, fairly believable.</div>
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Here he is in Cannonball Run 2. </div>
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nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-28380833133352001532012-11-24T19:14:00.000-08:002012-11-24T19:17:54.741-08:00Lee Van CleefLast night I was watching a Spaghetti Kung Fu Western Comedy called Blood Money, a.k.a. The Stranger and the Gunfighter, etc., starring Lee Van Cleef. Why, you may ask. Because I have a kind of grudging fan relationship with Antonio Margheriti, a.k.a. Anthony M. Dawson because he directed my favorite SF movie of all time, Wild Wild Planet, that is why, and he directed this movie about a gunfighter and a kung fu fighter trying to find a vast fortune of some kind that the clues to its location are tattooed on four different women's butts. So there is a certain amount of going around getting women to show this Chinese guy their naked heinies, which is kind of amusing for a western to have in it. Anyway there is one scene where the two protagonists meet in jail and I see Lee Van Cleef looking like this:<br />
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And I am like what the hell, man. Strangely, throughout most of the movie he looks pretty much like this: <br />
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Fairly believable, right? But in that one scene, in fact just that one camera angle it looks like they ran out of toupees and made him wear a small black bowl on his head. From the other angle it doesn't look like that. Just that one camera setup, shot through the bars, they couldn't find his toup and somebody had a black sock they weren't using so they just laid it on top of his dome and said let's just shoot this and nobody will notice. Well I noticed. That is my job. Nice toupee, Lee. nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-53907811354285132962012-07-29T10:43:00.000-07:002012-07-29T10:45:40.756-07:00Bob Costas<div style="text-align: center;">
With the return of the Olympics to the airwaves, so returns also the glorious toupee of America's official Olympic television presenter Bob Costas. Perched atop his handsome pate it reminds us all of the flowering days of youth.</div>
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While almost all of the rest of him travels slowly onward through time, Bob's toup remains a lively thirty-something, letting only a few locks of his natural grey peep out. So we see that while age may rest its gentle hand upon the man beneath it, the toupee is immortal, eternally young.</div>
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<br />nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-31493378965480744952012-07-10T07:29:00.000-07:002012-07-10T07:29:31.876-07:00Dolphy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I confess I never heard of the Philippines' King of Comedy, Dolphy, until just this morning. He may be remembered there for his long career, or for his introduction of baggy "Puruntong" shorts to world fashion, but I hope someone other than me recalls him fondly in years to come for his Nice Toupee.</div>
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"But my toup is still going strong!"</div>
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"I said, <i>IT'S <b>NOT REAL</b>!!</i>"</div>
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<br />nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-84123471957982434162012-05-26T23:04:00.001-07:002012-05-26T23:04:56.384-07:00Dr. Philip Zimbardo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Dr. Philip Zimbardo is Professor Emeritus of Psychology at Stanford University, creator of the <a href="http://www.prisonexp.org/">Stanford Prison Experiment</a>, and author of numerous books, the latest of which is entitled The Demise of Guys: Why Boys Are Struggling and What We Can Do About It. Not only does he wear a Nice Toupee, he sports a dynamite Zapata Goatee.</div>
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He also wrote a book called The Lucifer Effect: Understanding How Good People Turn Evil. You can see he's a bit of a devil, but not truly Evil. He could probably kick my ass, but I would be a better person for it afterward. Z-Man, I salute you!</div>
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<br />nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-87938329008469846822012-05-09T09:58:00.002-07:002012-05-09T09:58:48.059-07:00John Travolta<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
If anyone can afford a top quality toupee it is John Travolta. I could probably afford a George Lindsey toupee, a big curly mop with no discernable hairline, but to get these real shorties like Travolta and Kevin James proudly display has got to really sock you in the wallet. </div>
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John sports such a variety of looks that it is hard to pick just a few, but the one below is really nice, smooth and symmetrical for a formal night out, or a stroll down the red carpet. Nice toupee.<br />
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Goober says hey. He really knew how to wear a toup.</div>
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<br />nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-19569513741740165712012-05-02T21:45:00.000-07:002012-05-02T21:46:22.142-07:00Chris Klein<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
I thought I ought to try to watch that movie American Pie since it seems to have a pretty large place in modern culture. Oh my god what an appalling piece of crap. I tried three times. I kept going back, thinking I sat through Dude Where's My Car, I can sit through this. I sat through fifteen minutes of it and that wasn't easy. I knew from the first minute you pretty much had to be as stupid as the people in the movie to be able to appreciate it. You also have to not notice something like this:</div>
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I can spot that baby from down the hall. NICE. </div>
<br />nenslohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00499029976921794308noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7322978799589093942.post-31895113241789417532012-04-19T11:06:00.001-07:002012-04-19T11:38:34.988-07:00Bret Michaels and the Curse of the Baldana<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Few topics spur more heated debate in toupee circles than the do-rag or "baldana." While a toupee proclaims, however unconvincingly, "I still have hair," the baldana mumbles equivocally, "I <i>might</i> still have hair... but I still rock. Mostly." Bret Michaels is a guy who was in a rock band, and he has done his best to make the baldana into the Rock Star Toupee. He is arguably the greatest living proponent of the baldana.</div>
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Bret must have started getting big parking lots on the side of his bean at an early age. He just decided, "This will be my style. I will rock this baldana, and people will be too stoked with my radicalness to stop and imagine the shining Bing Crosby dome that crowns my totally rocking self."</div>
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As the gleam of his shining pate expanded, so did his baldana, raising NO QUESTIONS WHATEVER about the rocking lack of locks on his kick-ass cranium. Nobody even wonders how much he looks like Benjamin Franklin when he strips off that subtle cloth. Let's be honest here for one moment. The toupee is one of mankind's noblest creations. The baldana, like its elder brother The Bald Guy Cap, is a shameful embarrassment to both wearer and viewer. It is a humiliating dome-diaper that degrades us all. Shame be upon all who wear it.</div>
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Hollywood veteran Cameron Mitchell in footage from <b>Cataclysm</b> a.k.a. <b>The Nightmare Never Ends</b> (1980), recycled in the chopped up mess <b>Night Train to Terror</b> (1985). You don't often get the classic Magnified Eye motif paired with a really killer toupee like this.</div>
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Kevin James is a comic actor. I saw him on Ellen Degeneres with a crew-cut toupee once that was amazing. I couldn't believe she didn't say "What the hell is going on with that thing on your head, man?"
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I never watched the show he was on but I am a huge fan of his rug.</div>
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Andrew Lincoln is an actor on a TV show about zombies.</div>
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Ramin Mehmanparast, Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson, and his splendid salt and pepper hair helmet.</div>
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I'm not sure when it is that a toupee becomes a wig. This is what inspired me to finally make my dream of a toupee blog come true.</div>
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